- all: oh!- whoo hoo hoo! - eduardo, man,you are so loco, man! - wow. - we need a crazy vatolike you in our gang. - si. - with this bandana,i welcome you to the gang. - yo. hold up. - oh...kay.
- what's going on? - hey.carlito. uh, i was just welcoming eduardointo the gang. - why?who he? what he did? - he's--he's crazy, man. we--we were thinkingthat the gang needs a crazy guy. - yeah, yeah, man.this guy is loco. show him, eduardo.
loco! - that's muy loco. - loco.huh? - no, no.i'm the loco one in this gang. - what?okay, okay. - check this out. quack, quack, quack.quack-quack. i'm a duck. i'm a crazy duck.
- no--carlito.- quack. - carlito, it's not that kind ofloco, okay? that's more like, you know,zainy. or--or goofy. - yeah.- it's the wrong kind of loco. - you want to see loco? - carlito.you're not crazy. you're like, uh, the quiet one. - i'm not quiet.
i never be caughtbeing quiet. in fact, i'm always loud.check it. ahh. - okay.okay. that was weird. that was--were you yelling? - i'll show you loco right here. right now in broad daylight, yo. - carlito, no.- oh, my god.
- carlito, pull up your pants,homes. - i got tilikum on my underwear. that's the black fish. i'm naked,and i don't even care. - carlito, you gottapull 'em up, okay? there's, like, childrenin this neighborhood, okay? - okay.but check this out. i got nine punch cardsfrom froyo universe, each with a one stamp in it.
every time i get a froyo,i get a new card. - carlito, that's just beingcavalier with your finances instead of collectingyour free dessert. i mean, that's not loco. that's just, like,financially irresponsible. - i might not be loco,but you know who is loco? my friend mr. basura-head. - he's dumping the garbage. - hi, i'm the most loco personin here.
- carlito.why would you do that? - que? - carlito. okay. carlito...you don't haveto do this, okay? it's not necessary.you're not the loco one. der.i feel--yeah, i'm crazy. i'm the loco one. - carlito, please don't doit again.
- ohh! - carlito, stop. - i'm in too deep. - this is like watching thebritish version o the office. like, it's funny, but awkwardand sad at the same time. - yes. - oh! - well, i think i just provedthis bottle is unbreakable. [glass shattering]
- carlito.you're embarrassing yourself. - look at this. - no.no, no, no, carlito. what are you gonna do with that? - i don't know. i'm too crazy. oh! - carlito,why would you do that, man? that was loco,but not in a entertaining way.
- okay. - carlito, put down the gun,homes. - oh, don't you fear. - put the gun down.- put the gun down. - the crazy, crazy one is here. - carlit--stop!- put it down. - oh, my staple hand. - put the gun down.- don't do that. - i shouldn't have done that.- carlito, stop twirling it.
- loco, loco, loco.where she stops? nobody know--co-oh. - fuck! carlito, you justshot eduardo in the head! - now i'm the most locoin the gang? - yes, carlito,by process of elimination, you're the most loco personin the gang. - all: oh! - loco!
- he caught the bullet.orale! he caught the bulletin his teeth! - that's the most loco-est thingi ever seen! - all: no, no![gun shot]
Just got my check for $500
Sometimes people don't believe me when I tell them about how much you can make taking paid surveys online...
So I took a video of myself actually getting paid $500 for paid surveys to finally set the record straight.
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